The life and times of...Remi O
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Saturday, October 20, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Britney is not fat
I'm astonished by how much the press are attacking Britney Spears about being 'Fat'.Are you kidding me?
For a woman who's had 2 kids, she's in better shape than me, I haven't even had 1!
Just for the record... All of you who think she is fat, here's Something to measure her by, Beth Ditto.
I believe this is what is technically 'Fat'.
Britney is not even close. Come on people get real.
Labels: pictures, Remi Facts, TV
Friday, August 17, 2007
Friday, June 15, 2007
London Photographer I met today
I'm not sure if i'm buzzing off the course I attended this morning...
Or if their coffee they provided was stonkingly good...
Perhaps its a little of both.
However, i'm racing in 5th gear at the moment.. totally excited, inspired, buuzzzinnnnggggggg..
I'll write more on the course later... Women in Business.. trust me..Inspiring
However, 1 woman I met - I have now dubbed her as my favouritest favourite photographer...
Like ever...
Ok, well maybe for now :-)
There's something simplistic yet beautiful about how she captures her photos.
The was something special about her too.
She had amazing natural yet contained energy.
Her name is Laura Mtungwazi and her photography can be found here:
http://www.lkmphotography.com
Labels: friends, London, Networking, pictures
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Karma, Gym, pics - weekend update
Friday Day:
The day could not have started any better: I got a bank payment from Lloyds for my reclaimed bank charges. Just under £1500.00 – It took 6 months, a court date.. but I hung in there!!
Time to book that well needed holiday me thinks :)
Previous blog on this here>>
GOOD DEED OF THE DAY – NUMERO UNO
As I was driving to my mate’s house... I drove past a women with 3 dogs. 1 of them was lying in the shade… Like he had collapsed from the heat (it was hot on friday). I thought about my sis and her 3 dogs and knew I had to stop and help. I was already thinking I have 12 bottles of water in the boot – I can give her those for the dog. As I stopped to stare at this lady and her dogs the traffic started to build up behind me… and they started tooting at me to move on. So I whizzed around the corner and parked up… Ran down the road to see if she was ok.
She was fine.
The dog was a lazy bugger who just liked to have random lay downs the owner told me.
Anyway, she was delighted to have me run up and offer her water for the 3 dogs. She accepted. So I went to give her some bottles of water and realised that I was stood right outside of my friend’s house. So I went in and asked him for a bowl of water for the dogs. Thanks fully he said yes!Good deed done.. Ended up playing with dogs for about 10/15 mins.They were totally cute.
This dog made me pull over!

FRIDAY night:
I went to buy a bottle of Baileys in Tesco’s. Not sure what I had on my mind… But I turned onto a new aisle, and this woman nearly walked into me…I nearly screamed out loud! (thank the lord I screamed internally) – it was a woman in a BURKA. The only thing on view was her eyes. Which were behind glasses. The type of glasses that magnifies your eye’s, like 5 times bigger than they are.
So picture this: A TALL woman, completely covered head to toe in black, with magnified eyes, nearly colliding with me, whilst my head was already in cloud cuckoo land.
Properly freaked!
I can deal with the hijab – where the whole face is on show… But the Burka, wow! That's fierce!
Kinda understand the uproar it caused in france and teaching kids wearing it!
If it scared me....
It genuinely freaked me out. But I think it was more the big eyes. Big eyes in or out of a burka are fucking weird! I proceeded to walk around the store saying inside my head ‘what the fuck? What the fuck?’
SATURDAY MORNING
GYM UPDATE: Running wk 4 – Day 3
So here’s what I did today:
Run 3mins, Walk 3 mins
Run 4 mins, walk 4 mins
Run 3mins, Walk 3 mins
Run 3mins, Walk 3 mins
Covered 3k today – woohoo!
I done 31mins on the tread mill.
Done loads of push ups and sit ups today!
GOOD DEED OF THE DAY – YEP ANOTHER ONE.. KARMA HOOK ME UP ALREADY
After leaving the gym and passing my local fire station I was nabbed by a black fireman.I noticed there was a lot of black Staff about and no fire engines. There was a black DJ, Black nurses and black doctors all onsite.
It was a massive recruitment drive to get more black people to donate and get on the register for the Anthony Nolan trust. There are not enough black people on the bone marrow register and it being on it could help so many black people with leukaemia – so I thought sod it Rem, take 30 mins out of your day and do it!
So I did.
Fact: if you are white and have leukaemia there is a massive register and a 1 in 3 chance of finding a donor.
If you are black however, there is a 1 in 100,000 chance of finding a donor.
They be some sucky statistics.
So I gave a sample of blood and added myself to the register.
Knowing my luck – I’ll get called up straight away!
http://www.anthonynolan.org.uk/
SATURDAY AFTERNOON
An impromptu picnic, wine drinking and hanging out in Greenwich park…
What a glorious day it was. I hung out with some of the bball girls and our 2 coaches.
Sunbathed and took lots of pics, had a good laugh and catched up with the guys.
The weather was amazingly hot.
Drank too much wine!



< Me being creativeSATURDAY NIGHT
There was a gathering at my mate Jimbob’s house (on the left).Old school mates congregating.
Drinking, smoking and playing poker.
I’m officially an old woman!
After eating a kebab and chips (you know it’s a must have after boozing all day)..
I think I fell asleep about 11.45pm on jimbob’s sofa.
I’m rubbish and I know it.

< Colin fell asleep before me teehee...
SUNDAY MORNING
Popped around to see my mum real quick this morning.
Kelly popped around to fix the leak on my radiator this morning.
Lovely to see him as always. Forgot to ask him to try and open my stuck kitchen drawer thought. Doh!
Went for a quick run today…
GYM UPDATE:
Warm up:
Ran 5 mins, Walk 3 mins, Sprint 1 min.
Covered 1k
Did 11mins on the machine.
I was supposed to do a timed mile today… could not be arsed.
Got on the bike and cycled for 10mins,
Got on the cross trainer and did 10 mins.
Push ups… Sit ups.
SUNDAY AFTERNOON
Met Richard for Lunch in Greenwich.
Ate a delicious roastie at the North pole.
Drank some pimms… yum.
Went to the Novotel and watched a Jazz act.
Was all very serene and civilised this avo!
SUNDAY EVENING
Went and saw my mate Ian in the Greenwich market. I nearly brought a picture for £120 off his mate… for my front room. Bottled it! That’s the equivalent of a short flight somewhere!

Took some pics of the burnt down cutty sark :-(

I met Lorna for a drink or two at the Trafalgar tavern.
We sat along the river front, drinking pimms by the jug (it’s the only way), discussing men and people watching. Man, we do that so well. Lol.
We’ve established: Size does matter!
If you’re short… No way Jose. Jog along.
A wee man is not a good look…. Unless of course you are wee yourself.
I however am not wee.

It’s really nice to have a girlfriend - who isn’t mental…
And whom I don’t have to phone, like everyday…
to validate a friendship.
They are few and hard to find!
Labels: Basketball, Dogs, Food and Drink, friends, London, Me, pictures, Randomness
Friday, May 18, 2007
A Weekend of nothing but FUN!!
Saturday Day: I took a day trip out and visited Leeds Castle (not in Leeds, but kent) with Jitka and Laura (Girlies on my bball team) - we got to speak to Parrots (Seriously, birds talking to you - is totally fricking cool!! - Like BIRDS!!!!! Actually talking - One asked us: 'Would you like a Hot dog?' AND then he had a bit of an argument with himself as well - that was funny) Oh how we laughed!

The Parrots were my highlight - they would fly over to the cage and get up close and look at you with their head turned sideways (cos their eyes on the sides of their heads)....
One was definitely checking me out!

We touched & Stroked baby Owls!
Fed the roaming peacocks.


We saw falcons Swoop over our heads and chase the seagulls!
& 3 girls... Naturally, we got lost in the adorable maze.


Oh yeah - The castle was alright too... Set in the most beautiful grounds!
Saturday night - My Friend Leafy had a BBQ at his place.
< Leaf and the Remstar
<-- Leaf and his Beyatches!
I took with me: Jitka and Laura and then invited my 2 basketball coaches (Mike and Eric) to come too - and they brought another friend as well. So the BBall squad represented! It was a good giggle! Lovely people, plenty of good food (including the home made cheesy burgers laura and I made) and AMPLE booze... I went home very merry indeed.



The Parrots were my highlight - they would fly over to the cage and get up close and look at you with their head turned sideways (cos their eyes on the sides of their heads)....
One was definitely checking me out!

We touched & Stroked baby Owls!
Fed the roaming peacocks.


We saw falcons Swoop over our heads and chase the seagulls!
& 3 girls... Naturally, we got lost in the adorable maze.


Oh yeah - The castle was alright too... Set in the most beautiful grounds!
Saturday night - My Friend Leafy had a BBQ at his place.
< Leaf and the Remstar
<-- Leaf and his Beyatches!I took with me: Jitka and Laura and then invited my 2 basketball coaches (Mike and Eric) to come too - and they brought another friend as well. So the BBall squad represented! It was a good giggle! Lovely people, plenty of good food (including the home made cheesy burgers laura and I made) and AMPLE booze... I went home very merry indeed.


Sunday Day: Photoshoot: Avitclothing.
I spent the day helping out my friend Hannah at her photoshoot today (Hannah is my new office buddy - we share an office together, but both run our seperate business indepentdantly).
Got to meet some cool people: kick boxers, skaters, dancers, MC's, producers all sporting hannah's garments - they loooked SO hot! I was really impressed with her clothing products!
It was a great little networking thing for me too.
The photographer is going to take pics of my whole team too... Twas all very exciting indeed!
Sunday eve: Met up with Lorna in the evening, for a bite of dinner and our girly chats....
That's always a good thing!!
All in all - a lovely lovely weekend!!!
... And NO rain!!
I spent the day helping out my friend Hannah at her photoshoot today (Hannah is my new office buddy - we share an office together, but both run our seperate business indepentdantly).
Got to meet some cool people: kick boxers, skaters, dancers, MC's, producers all sporting hannah's garments - they loooked SO hot! I was really impressed with her clothing products!
It was a great little networking thing for me too.
The photographer is going to take pics of my whole team too... Twas all very exciting indeed!
Sunday eve: Met up with Lorna in the evening, for a bite of dinner and our girly chats....
That's always a good thing!!
All in all - a lovely lovely weekend!!!
... And NO rain!!
More Pics to follow..... When i can be arsed uploading them....
Labels: friends, Me, pictures, Randomness
Thursday, May 10, 2007
I Love Lewisham (Sniff the sarcasm)

You've gotta love it...
Haven't you?

My Local shopping centre.
We don't have a coffee shop...
But we do sport 3 amusment/slot machine / miniature type gambling shops and 2 snooker pool bars.
The famous cat of catford...
Leesah, do you remember this?
http://www.lewisham.gov.uk/default.lbl - Find out more about Lewis-Ham
Might I add, these pictures are courtesy of a facebook.com group i'm a member of called:
I Don't Mind The Gunshots and Smelly Alleys...Lewisham is the shit!!!
Leesah, do you remember this?
http://www.lewisham.gov.uk/default.lbl - Find out more about Lewis-Ham
Might I add, these pictures are courtesy of a facebook.com group i'm a member of called:
I Don't Mind The Gunshots and Smelly Alleys...Lewisham is the shit!!!
Labels: funny, London, Me, pictures, Randomness
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Chi-Chi boo.. Awwwwwww.
Man, Don't you just hate it when people show you pictures of their pets all the time and go on and on and on about how cute their pet is?? It's like.... So frigging annoying.

Sleeping beauty, Chi Chi.
She heard the camera shutter open and pricked her ears up at the moment i snapped her.

The foxiest cat in South London.. Innit?

Love this pic. She was having a good old wash behind the ears..
I've captured the flicking motion of the ear and the pinkness of her tongue whilst wetting her paw...
I'm a genius, I know it.
I've captured the flicking motion of the ear and the pinkness of her tongue whilst wetting her paw...
I'm a genius, I know it.
Ahem, this is her Actually, sunbathing...
Yep.. The only bit of sun light in the room and she was in it...
She was there for ever!
AND THEN.........

She was like... "Ooh, I better get the left side of my face.. You know, balance out my tan line".
And then sat in this awkward position for TEN minutes.
I could not believe it.
Diva.
So... We've had words in the past about her sleeping on my pillow...
The cheeky cow does what she likes now...
The cheeky cow does what she likes now...
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Beach on Good Friday
Happy Easter!
I went on a thelma and louise style road trip yesterday with my friend Lorna...
It was a gloriously hot day on Friday, Good friday none the less...
Sat on the beach.
Ate fish and chips.
Drank a few jars of the good stuff.
All was lush indeed!!!!!

Us just remembering that we had camera's on us, for the first time.

Me and the Lornstar (self portrait)
Found a little sweetie shop window (whilst in the biggest queue i've ever seen for fish and chips), it was just like in the old days, with sweeties in big jars on really high shelves..Just like when I was little.
There was so much choice that I spun around in circles; and then I became a little overwhelmed and walked out not purchasing anything.

L didn't get any sweeties either (and she's a proper sweetie monster).
Too much choice is bad!

The town high st of Whistable.
Boring pic... I know....

I love this pic...
This is me discovering the self timer function on my phone. Wayhey!
Lovely blue skies.. It was a gorgeous day.
Can you spot the polka dot bikini...?

Looking out to sea from our beach blanket...
Some random kid playing about in the pebbles...
and a boat floats gently on the horizon...

Pebbles that we collected for Lorna's Fish tank...
Don't ask..
I think we'd been in the sun too long.













